What I think when I get up: I’m going to stop by the grocery store on the way home from work, exercise and them make dinner.
Mid-day: I’m going to slog home from work, exercise and then find something in the fridge to turn into dinner.
End of day: I’m going to convince myself that walking home after work is enough exercise and order food delivered.
Right now: Oh, heck. I’m drinking a glass of wine and taking a nap.
This has been an actual conversation in the Man Cave. What’s the Man Cave? Read this.