Winter, go away! It’s time for Spring

Heather cold  © Heather Bosch MediaDear “Winter,” It’s not you, it’s me.

I need to move on. Yes, we’ve had our moments: playing in the snow, baking pies on a chilly afternoon, spending the holidays together (although I never really thought of Saint Patrick’s Day as a “winter” holiday) … but NONETHELESS, you’ve been there. Morning, noon AND NIGHT.

Whether it be a frozen train-station bench on Long Island, a shivering walk through Manhattan or a snow-laden trudge in Boston … Yes, we are all suggesting that you visit somewhere else. The polar bears in the Arctic say they miss you TERRIBLEY.snow  © Heather Bosch Media

And “Spring” really wants to visit us, here in the Man Cave. Really. It’s Spring’s turn. This is not “good-bye,” it is merely “until we meet again!”

There will come a time when the city is sweltering … when we long to pull on a snuggly new sweater, play in the snow and make pot roast, and we will truly want to see you again. I promise.

But for now? Seriously. Overstayed your visit. Sorry to get New-York on-your-A** but I’m changing the locks on the doors.

This has been an actual conversation in the Man Cave. What’s the Man Cave? Read this.

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